Romney has a birth certificate, Obama's is scribbled on a rock in Kenya

2012   Romney:  I want to make clear to the Washington Post— that was a joke.(satire)   “ Romney makes a joke about his own birth certificate,  and the humorless, scared-to-death Obama media are ratcheting up the sanctimony.  e.g. Romney jokes about his birth certificate; Obama campaign accuses him of embracing ‘birtherism’ Whether he meant to or not, Mitt Romney on Friday injected the toxic issue of birtherism into an already bitter presidential race at an unhelpful time for the presumptive Republican nominee- WaPost Reminded me of this video, where Obama joked  about his *choke* birth certificate ”