Thursday, September 20, 2012

The Royal Box

What I See        
  

That Moment
when you realize you can't blame it on someone else
Res Ipsa Loquitor

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Depends on which way the wind is blowing.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Anonymous said...

Meteorologist data reveals zero wind in an opera booth. This appears to be an SBD surprise. Defined as: "A lump in it!"

Anonymous said...

Shart!
Tim

rickn8or said...

No, you're all wrong. She just realized she left the stove on.

Anonymous said...

...and that his hand isn't where it's supposed to be.
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toadold said...

Perhaps at this instant the tenor had a wardrobe malfunction and did a full frontal of his impressive wedding tackle.

Jess said...

I think she's jealous because he's hitting on her mother.

DougM said...

• When his little finger first brushes against the taut, diaphanous material hiding the secret of her wet, throbbing …
(What? Yeah, too many romance novels.)
• When the ice cube she sat on begins to melt.
• When the battery-powered ben-wa accidentally kicks on.
• When her presumed-dead first husband enters.
• When her old sorority sisters at the first table all make the cunnilingus sign.
(What? Yeah, I'll stop there.)

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