Friday, September 28, 2012

When Morons Vote

    Must Eat Brains                         

Why I'm Voting For Obama



Yesterday we heard from the woman who (I'm told - I frankly could not understand a word she was saying)  will vote for Obama because he gave her a cell phone.  At least she had a reason, which is more than this idiot. Be honest.  Don't you just want to beat the snot out of him for being so stupid?


6 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a dumbass schmuck.

Steve in Greensboro said...

Another example of how Obama has the moron vote sewed up. But I can't say I completely disagree with the Obamabot. Anybody who would work in the Obama administration should be punished, but the death penalty seems a little extreme.

Juice said...

What a puppet!
Brought to you from the smartest people in every room.

Jess said...

The last bastion of voters too stupid to realize they're screwed: the moron voter.

Helly said...

WHAT YOU SEE: Animus.

WHAT I SEE: Opportunity.

Rodger, our country is trouble. While Mohammedens are burning flags, we are burning food. This crazy pants ethanol fuel program is a direct threat to our strategic bacon supply. A looming disaster which you and the rest of the MSM are ignoring.

We could stave off this calamity by combining Americorps and ObamaCare into a new program I call American Shit Care. This program would use ObamaPhone tracking to round up looters as well as all mouthy moonbats on YouTube, and send them to the aid of our distressed hog farmers.

We cannot waste manpower in violent retributions for Democrat crimes against humanity. There are a lot of filthy pig pens across the heartland that need to be scraped out. My program would supply pink underwear, sandals, and butter knives to get the job done.

Then one day, we might see a video of somebody saying, "Romney gave me hose to rinse off once a day. I'm voting for him!"

Anonymous said...

It's illegal to buy votes, must be okay to barter for them, though.

ignore amos

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