Saturday, October 20, 2012

Abercrombie & Fitch - Berks


                      —   you berks.   



                              When the high-flying CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch boards his $50 million corporate jet, he doesn’t want to see the “end square” of the toilet paper folded in the lavatory.
Res Ipsa Loquitor

* When Jeffries, 68, or boyfriend Matthew Smith make a request, the reply must be, “No problem” — not, “Just a minute,” or “Sure.”



“When dogs Ruby and Trouble travel, Ruby will sit opposite Michael in the cabin, in Sammy’s seat. When Sammy travels, Ruby will sit in Trouble’s seat,” the manual says.
* Stewards must wear black gloves to handle silverware — but white gloves to set the table.

* The staffers, described as actors and models, were also instructed to check for fingerprints on the Gulfstream G550 jet

* Toilet paper must not be “exposed” and its “end square” should not be folded. “Washclothes are to be tri-folded.” [Abercrombie & Fitch CEO’s rulebook for corporate jet staffers]


Cuzzin rickey: "This guy is a bit "edgy"...yes?" 



9 comments:

DougM said...

Fabulous!

Anonymous said...

When your asshole has been worked over by a myriad of other objects tbe last thing one can tolerate is folded toilet paper.

vanderleun said...

Correct. It's everything this pedophile can do to keep from fisting the whole role up there. Probably has some Thai boys on the plane to do that for him. This is a man for whom chain saws and back hoes were made.

Esteve said...

Got a little surgically enhanced Joker grin going on there.

Anonymous said...

A while back I was looking at a woman at the next table. It was outdoors and she had a jacket on over her t-shirt. All I could see of what was written on the t-shirt was "OMBIE" and underneath that "ITCH". I started laughing to myself because I couldn't understand why anyone would wear a shirt proclaiming herself as a "ZOMBIE BITCH". When she got up my lack of fashion knowledge was revealed to me----but I'm still laughing.

jim

Anonymous said...

Just goes to prove, once again, that just 'cause you got more money than G-d don't mean you ain't crazier than than a Hatter.

GOOD GRIEF! You can make your way through the world in a Gulfstream... who cares whether or not the TP is folded, or "over-or-under," or textured in a dozen different ways. At least you have some on board when you need it! Not like some airlines I know, which will remain nameless until after the bankruptcy hearings!

Hell_Is_Like_Newark said...

Anything in that manual about the proper maintenance of the aircraft?
You know.. to prevent stuff like this from happening?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1999_South_Dakota_Learjet_crash

Or are the toilet paper rules relaxed when the cabin temp drops to about -70 F?

Anonymous said...

I wonder how his lips got "plumped? Vanity plastic surgery, like the rest of his stretched face?
I know - Matthew got one of those skeleton suits ^ with a boner pump, and Michael's lips are just bruised with love.
No doubt his employees are bigger assholes than he is to put up with that crap.
BTW, "No problem" instead of "You're welcome" is rude, not 'cool'. And on a measly revenue of $4.2 billion, he pays himself $72 million and reserves a $50 million aircraft for himself that costs about $1800/hr to operate.
Too bad - I remember when A & F had real manly stuff like Purdy double rifles in Nitro Express calibers instead of queers with Napoleon tendencies, poofty dogs and a liking for half naked fags prancing around.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Anonymous said...

I believe the phrase "No Problem" is HipsterDoosh-eese for "Veddy good, Sir."

Makes me wanna smack 'em, too, Dick

Yeah - I remember wandering the real A&F shops filled with nifty little gadgets for camping in the Serengetti, packing for a World Tour on the Queen Mary, treking over the Andes... *while* sipping one's Scotch from sterling silver, drinking one's tea from bone china, keeping one's hair done and one's stocking seams straight!

*sigh*

e~C

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