Sunday, October 21, 2012

Fluke You!




Parody

This headline in The Reno Gazette-Journal caught my eye:

    Fluke Takes Center Stage In Reno

Which sounds kind of a big deal: I mean, the cliché “center stage” implies you’re the star, the center of attention, the one everyone’s there to see. And sure enough, in the picture underneath, standing in front of an Obama-Biden banner, there she was:

    Sandra Fluke, a social justice advocate and campaign surrogate for Democratic President Barack Obama, speaks in Reno on Saturday.

And then I read the first sentence:

    "Sandra Fluke, the woman at the center of a media firestorm earlier this year after Rush Limbaugh called her a 'slut,' spoke Saturday in front of about 10 people at the Sak ‘N Save in north Reno."

Ten people? Does that include the reporter? How small a crowd do you have to draw not to get covered by The Reno Gazette-Journal?

Here’s the second sentence:




It's no fluke that Democrats have so badly miscalculated with bimbo Fluke (see the ridiculous "binder" thing).  Dems are the children of protective parents who do their homework, and fight battles for them When faced with a monitored test, they can often scarcely spell their names.



13 comments:

Jess said...

I could assemble ten people in a Walmart parking lot for the price of a pound of cooked smoked sausage and a box of toothpicks.

I think it would take about ten minutes.

Esteve said...

Jess, you would pull about 200 at my Walmart.

Anonymous said...


"Sak 'N Save"
How appropriate is that?

Geo

leelu said...

Boss,

STG I though this was a joke, until I saw an article elsewhere.

OMFG.

Were the ten people family? Or ten guys w/ condoms??

Anonymous said...

WAZZAMATTA? Slave-way having their parking lot striped? She had to do a personal appearance at the Sak n' Save?

Sandra, does Barry know you're "helping" him like this? Why don't you just get yourself some pills or condoms or whatever, and do what you apparently do best, on your back?

Unknown said...

Her whole crowd filled 1 (one) parking space.

And Stephanie Cutter says Binders and Big Bird are important.

http://j.mp/Rfvhdp

Anonymous said...

Geo said: "Sak 'N Save"
How appropriate is that?

I agree Geo.
I think of her more as the "sack & stave" type of girl.

SoylentGreen said...

I believe "Sack-n-save" is a euphemism for girls who keep the spend condoms.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

"Sack-n-save" NEW ONE!

Alear said...

The inimitable Doug Ross is calling Ohio for the good guy. Too bad he's focused on Hamilton County (Cincinnati). Cuyahoga County (Cleveland) will go easy 60% Dem, but if it slips much under, watch out. My county is Franklin (Columbus).

Here's an anecdote: In my large corporation in 2008, it was just about me and my direct boss who would advertise that we were voting for McCain. Women and blacks were quite vocal about Teh Won. Last week, not so much: I was making my landslide bet loud and clear, and there were half a dozen geeks throwing around phrases like "yeah, we got a chance in Wisconsin, but Minnesota, hrmm". I heard not a peep from the opposition.

I'm gonna take election day off to do what I can. Gonna take off the next day also, coz I know I'll be up all night. I love this stuff.

USA!!! UAS!!! USA!!!

Anonymous said...

I was surprized to see what a dinky place Reno is. It may be the biggest small town in the nation, but it's still pretty damn small.

She could have maybe gotten more folks in one of the casinos, but they would not have been listening.

jd

Ralph Gizzip said...

Oh Alear, I'm so sorry. Mike Coleman is turning your beautiful city into Shitholistan.

Cheesy said...

""Sak 'N Save""
Don't they have 'Kum and Go' there?

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