Friday, October 05, 2012

Free Pizza


Free Pizza






17 comments:

Jess said...

When I was in elementary school, Helen Keller jokes made their rounds. My favorite:

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her daughter?

She made her read the waffle iron.

Anonymous said...

what did she do when she fell into the well?

She screamed her hands off.

Anonymous said...

From jr. high school - How did HK burn her face? She answered the iron.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Rodger the Real King of France said...

stop- you're killing me.

Jess said...

How did her teacher punish her?

She rearranged the furniture.

USMC2841 said...

Helen Keller knock knock joke: Knock! Knock!

Anonymous said...

How did her parents punish her?
They left the plunger in the toilet.

Hey... we we 8 OK!

-Steve_in_CA

Rodger the Real King of France said...

STOP- REALLY- I'm dying here!!

Anonymous said...

Why couldn't HK drive a car?

She was a woman.

Anonymous said...

HK fell down a well. Wore all her fingers off, calling for help.

Anonymous said...

All of the HK jokes I know are too low brow for a blog that's this classy.
Tim

Kev said...

What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Cordouroy!

Anonymous said...

Why does HK jill off with only one hand? So she can moan with the other one.

DougM said...

At the risk of going straight to Hell,
here's Hellen Keller on Robot Chicken.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Doug - no lie. I'm laughing so hard I'm getting a headache. God forvive me; I'm so sorry.

Cheesy said...

What did HK call her dog?
Garerwabbaggah

Anonymous said...

"You children are all going straight to hell."

- Sister Mary Michael

And that is a direct quote.

tomw

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