Thursday, October 25, 2012

Today's Liberal Dick: Kim Jong Un






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A North Korean army minister was executed with a mortar round for reportedly drinking and carousing during the official mourning period after Kim Jong-il's death.

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Kim Chol, vice minister of the army, was taken into custody earlier this year on the orders of Kim Jong-un, who assumed the leadership after the death of his father in December.

On the orders of Kim Jong-un to leave "no trace of him behind, down to his hair," according to South Korean media, Kim Chol was forced to stand on a spot that had been zeroed in for a mortar round and "obliterated." [More Yuks]

But, North Koreans do have free health care.


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

The nails that stick up always get hammered... starting with those closest to the dictator.

Freddie Sykes

DougM said...

… and all the King's horses and all the King's men …

Anonymous said...

Propaganda. A mortar is an area weapon. Best you can hope for at short range is 50 foot radius of your aim point. It would have to be sheer luck to drop it right at the victim's feet. Why not just sit him on a case of C-4 (or NorK equivalent)?

Anonymous said...

picture caption:

"Alright...who cut the tofu?!"

Anonymous said...

...leave "no trace of him behind, down to his hair,"....

CRIPES! That's worse than a recently ex-wife!

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