Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Trumps big surprise? Yawn?


Donald Trump to reveal ‘divorce papers of Michelle and Barack Obama’, claims respected financial pundit

Res Ipsa Loquitor


BFD.  Every marriage will experience rocky times.  Shoot, I thought Trump's promised "October Surprise" was a verified Kenya birth certificate.  Not that that would matter in this  go-along to get-along culture. What's the significance of Trump's revelation, then?  Nada.  Unless of course it was because Michelle found Barry in bed with a dead hooker or live boy.  Anything is possible with that lot.



10 comments:

DougM said...

I rather hope it's about attorney-at-law licenses and the reasons for the loss thereof.

Chris in NC said...

Do you think dead hookers or live boys would matter to democrats? Live boys would make him even better lol

TimO said...

Even if they caught photos of him with a camel, a goat and two boys from Al Queda it wouldn't matter to the vast majority of Dems now. They'd shrug and say he needed recreation from the stress of the job and then vote for him anyway.

You know, the same way they voted for Marion Barry and Alcee Hastings....

rickn8or said...

TimO I've said that 0bama could be performing live
TV buttseks on Mother Theresa's rotting corpse, and people would be lined up to hold his jacket, just for the reasons you mentioned.

And the topic of conversation in the line would be "Well, I say she was askin' for it; did you see the way that bitch was dressed??

And Shelia Jackson Lee and Charlie Rangel and Maxine Waters and...

macweave said...

My favorite question for 0 voters is: "Do you know what would have to happen to get you to vote against 0?
Why not?"

Helly said...

BFD is right; it's all about the cargo.

The only way to disenchant Democrats is to tell them, "If you reelect Barry0, we're going to balance the federal budget by slashing your checks in half. And BTW, we just bought 2 billion bullets. When you riot, we'll just shoot you dead and keep the other half. So pick up a few 40-oze and stay home on election day."

Trialdog said...

That dude's shadow has very long hair.

Anonymous said...

that's his wife's shadow

officer krumpke

Anonymous said...

Cant be his wifes shadow, the arms would be way longer.

x

Snackeater said...

Turns out Trump is offering to donate $5,000,000 to any charity 0bama chooses if 0bama will release his college transcripts and passport records.

What to do. Reveal to the world that you're not the smartest man on the planet, and in reality were (at best) a C-student in college, and probably reprimanded for drug use, but help the poor and needy, or maybe help women through the Susan G. Komen center or even Planned Parenthood? Or just ignore the offer and hope no one notices?

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