PBS Political Party Trash Quiz

A PBS "POLITICAL PARTY QUIZ" ME “                                                                                 Left Wing Commie                                                        ↓                  ↑            Constitutional American Here's the questions.  Seems to me that each calls for a black-white answer.  There is no in-between answer to "Are you an utter commie prick, or a fan of the United States?"  You'd think.  •There need to be stricter laws and regulations to protect the environment. • The government should help more needy people even if it means going deeper in debt. • The growing number of newcomers from other countries threaten traditional American customs and values. • I never doubt the existence of God (and yes, I have on occasion, until I use my frigging brain) • Business corporations make too much profit. • Gays and lesbians should be allowed to marry legally. • The government needs to do more to make health care affordable and accessible. • One parent can bring up a child as well as two parents together. • Government regulation of business usually does more harm than good. • Abortion should be illegal in all or most cases. • Labor unions are necessary to protect the working person. • Poor people have become too dependent on government assistance programs. I'm not even rated Conservative. NO. They had to create "Very Conservative" for me.  And, what did I do  to earn the harshest rebukes PBS can bestow?  Aside from the Labor Union question, damned near every American taking this poll (in Reader's Digest) 50 years ago would have answered the same as me.  Tom Jefferson and the founders would have been 100% with me. Which shows how successful leftist educators and media have been.  Now, don't you wish you'd listened to me 43 years ago when I urged the nuking of Woodstock?  And using flame throwers on the anti-war left, all of whom became school teachers or newsman?  Hmmmm?  Now we have to fight WW III against our own government (I mean that in the good way, of course).  Pricks. ”