Get me outta here!

Regulars of this version of the C&S Blog know that I fell through a portal into another parallel universe (this one) that is so opposite from my home universe that I can't stand it.  But I can't find the return portal.  I hate this place where assholes win and all  good people have to apologize.  Where some alien  mother-fucker is president; claims he is one of the four best in history;  but  the only people who vote for him are Looters, Illegals, and smug pasty-face slugs so stupid that Jay Leno regularly features them failing to add 1+1.     This is upside down cake.  Example. In my home world it's a matter of record that the Ninth U.S. Court of Appeals is reviled; famously known to have 99% of thier decisions overturned by the Supreme Court.  Really.  So look at this.  Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals Rules in Favor of Boy Scouts over Lesbian and Agnostic Couples Versus Supreme Court Upholds Obamacare! JFC!  Have I had a frontal lobotomy?  Is that it?  I wan't to watch Father Knows Best.