Monday, December 10, 2012

Sacking Stalin

Instant Analysis on Ravens' loss to Redskins
'God Hates Commies'


Res Ipsa Loquitor


Dare I say the nation rejoices?  I mean, the Redskins are the only good thing to come out of Washington since 1988.  Maryland's  license plate used to carry the motto "America in Miniature."  Today that would read  "Massachusetts in Miniature."  I'm not kidding; the Baltimore Sun once (I STG) rejoiced that the city and state were snapping at the heels of  the Bay State's claim as most solidly progressive in America with a K. The Ravens are testimony to that claim.

When  Baltimore was actively trying to steal Cleveland's football team in 1996, it was made clear by Brown's owner Art Modell that he would not play in Memorial Stadium.  Maryland Governor William Schaeffer said okay, we'll build you a new stadium in the Oriole's Camden Yards parking lot.  "The hell you will!" shouted voters.  "We ain't paying to build another play-pen for some rich guy with a team."  So Shaeffer had the state legislature vote on it, without notice,  in the wee hours of the morning.  Marylanders woke to the news that Obamacare was a done deal— wait, I meant the new stadium was a done deal.

Baltimore would later (1994)  invent the last minute  magical box of  Democrat votes to salvage a lost election that is now a staple of the DNC.  So too the  middle of the night session  (Christmas Eve, if necessary) to jam unwanted law down America's throat. 

There you have it then. The 'Skin's improbable defeat of the Ravens is on par with 1980's Miracle On Ice, when we beat that other ratbastard commie team.




6 comments:

Steve in Greensboro said...

Baltimore v D.C. Reminds me of the Iran-Iraq war and what Kissinger said about it.

Anonymous said...

The Ravens , and their fans take pride in the fact that they are "Thugs" . They came into the game yesterday with the intention of hurting Mr. Griffen , and they did . Mr. Griffen has more class than the entire Ravens team . Baltimore is a scary place , and the other day I actually wound up my windows , and locked my doors , in a white neighborhood . I'd never gotten that vibe before in my life . Thank You Barbara Mikulski . SMH SMIBSID

Rodger the Real King of France said...

RGIII was not the victim of a cheap hit however (IMO). It was just a flukey thing.

I-RIGHT-I said...

I don't know the guy, never watched him play but a quick google of RG3 "cheap shot" will give you about 1 billion pages of RG3 whining bout being picked on in every game he's ever played since his first try at high school. As Jammie Lee Foxx would say, "How Black is that?"

Anonymous said...

Seattle's taxpayers hadn't finished paying for the Kingdome before it was demolished and replaced with Safeco Field. What can you expect of Obama voters? Their bills never come due?
ignore amos

Anonymous said...

I think you missed an exit somewhere I-RIGHT-I.

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