Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Yo, bitch

Kids will be kids like what they see on TV

Res Ipsa Loquitor

Teacher asks the kids in class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Billy: "I wanna be a billionaire, have a beautiful bitch on my arm, give her a Ferrari worth a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel the world, a 200-foot yacht, an Infinite Visa Card, and I want to make love to her three times a day."

The teacher, shocked with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and continues the lesson . . . " And you, Nancy?"

"I wanna be Little Billy's bitch!"

I know, but it made me laugh again; like this didn't.



DougM said...

I think Congress should concentrate more on finding the dog that ate her homework.

Anonymous said...

What does it matter, when even if she stood in front of Congress and laughed in their faces, none of them would have the balls to do anything about it but bluster?


rickn8or said...

"Stomach flu"? "Dehydrated"?
"Concussion"? And no trip to the hospital??

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