Wednesday, January 18, 2012

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Green Cars and Scam - Dr. Sheesh

Obamunist tactic #5
 "Ridicule is man's most potent weapon. It is almost impossible to counteract ridicule. Also it infuriates the opposition, which then reacts to your advantage."


Obama has finally balanced the budget. The national debt is now the same size as the economy.

Q. How can you tell if Obama is lying?
A. His teleprompter is glowing.

Q. Why is Obama more popular in China than in America?
A. He created jobs over there.

Dr. Sheesh -Green Cars and Scam   "I do not like Barack Obam, I do not like his health care scam. I do not like that sneaky crook, or how he lies and cooks the books. I do not like it when he steals, I do not like his secret deals. I do not like that metro man, I do not like his 'YES WE CAN.' I do not like his spending spree, does he not know that nothing's free? I do not like his smug replies,  I do not like his constant lies. I do not like his kind of hope. I do not like it. Nope, nope, nope." Dr. Sheesh (anon)

Q. Why isn't TSA catching any terrorists?
A. They don't screen passengers on Air Force One.

If you voted for Obama in 2008, it proved you are not a racist. If you vote for Obama again in 2012, it will prove that you are one.

Q. What's the difference between Obama opponents and Obama supporters?
A. The first group works for a living while the second group votes for a living.

The Obama administration has decided to get rid of the old USDA food pyramid. It's being replaced with a food minaret.

Barack Obama has reportedly started holding a weekly séance in the Oval Office. 
So far, he has only managed to channel Jimmy Carter.

Q. Why does Obama always oppose Israel?
A. Because he's an alumnus of the other team.

Q: What would you get if you crossed a Jackass with Barack Obama?
A: Barack Obama.

Everybody knows that beer is better than Obama. Click Obama Beer to read the many reasons why.

For the funny side of ObamaCare, click hereYou'll laugh yourself sick.

For more of these here jokes, click here.

Abortionist says words

If Obama loses the election, we will become divided into free states
(California, New York, etc), and slave states (e.g. Virginia).


The founder and owner of one of the first and largest abortion clinics in the United States, Merle Hoffman, held a press conference Tuesday ...  She claimed that there will be “free states” and “slave states” if President Obama loses the 2012 election to any of the current Republican presidential candidates. [Full]

Is there a smarmier presence on the liberal left than Merle Hoffman©?  I've copyrighted her visage as my new poster girl—  Condescending Liberal,  and Lying Elitest Twat. 

TRKOF&S Hosiery

getting hosed


I've no idea who the other owners are.

Jack Boot Gummint

Police State Culture                      

Turn in your neighbor for cash
"Of small things ye shall know them"  - Victoria Reggie Kennedy


The Mayor of Newark, New Jersey is making an offer he hopes city residents cannot refuse -- report your gun-owning neighbor, get $1,000.

In a video, Mayor Cory Booker holds ten $100 bills as he explains how the new program works. People just have to anonymously call a number to report someone with an illegal gun and they get the dough.

Here is the video:

It's how democrats seem to be thinking that's truly worrisome.

For starters ...

Japanese Illusionist

Terrific Japanese Illusionist
Wants to be American President?

Cuzzin Ricky

Paris Hilton's Pink

            —   You, Bentley, are Berks

Forbes is reporting that the higher-ups at the Bentley car company are not particularly thrilled about Paris Hilton being photographed by paparazzi cruising around in a bright pink Bentley Continental GT.

My first thought was Bentley were worried that Miss Hilton might be photographed exiting her car without wearing knickers, as is her wont.


If that was it, well, why worry? Nary a soul would notice the car's make. No, it has to do with classé and déclassé.

WYSIWYGOne insider says the company appreciates the fact that "celebrities and influencers" buy the car for its excellence. But, he adds, "there's a certain element still buying it possibly for very different reasons: the follow-on crowd who just said, 'Well, so-and-so is driving the car, so I want one.'" To combat such brand-deflating associations, recent marketing overtures at Bentley have boosted cool folks like Carine Roitfeld, former editor of Vogue Paris; the polo player-model Nacho Figueras; and Peter Brant, an art connoisseur. Not a Hilton type among them.

Harrumph.  Has Paris Hilton driven the reasonably priced car on Top Gear yet?   I'd love to see Clarkson go one-on-one with her. Or, the other way.