A Brokered Convention? Please please please ...

Yee-Haw

” Against all odds, we're living through a      remarkable drama.  Every time there's a Republican presidential primary held, a different winner!  Pray it keeps up, and the GOP convention, with no nominee selected, must do it the old fashioned way,  Broker one.   Ahem.

Caption Obama

BEAT MY OBAMA CAPTION! Win fame What? You think my leather shirt is too butch?          He Likes "KGB Chic" “ ”

I Feel Duped

—   As well you should, you berk                                                     * "He is typical of someone who came of age during                       the student protest movement of the late 1960s ... ."

“ * 'I Feel Duped'... POLAR ICE CAPS MELTING LESS THAN THOUGHT... STUDY: Himalayas, nearby peaks lost no ice in past 10 years... Scientists 'stunned'... ”

Easy-Out Reborn Eyeball Repositioning

Perfect Gizmos and Gadgets Easy-Out Reborn Eyeball Repositioning Tool and Stylus

“ It's what entrepreneurs do ”

Why it's okay to stare at her boobs

Culture "All women must watch and believe it." - Sir Ricky, Cuzzin

“ Clap Calp Clap! Also, it's my experience that women will often do a male crotch peek.  I wonder what their "raison pour leer" might be if they were ever called on it?  ”

Super Snipers

Police State Culture                    Look Inside The Super Bowl Sniper's Nest (Courtesy of The Threat of Islam)

“ These pictures started circulating Tuesday night, and though speculation about their authenticity lingers, the original source has confirmed with me they are genuine. Obtained by Alamo Four Star, the tripod's manufacturer, Todd there confirms they show an Indianapolis SWAT team member manning a custom built Remington M700 in a XLR Industries chassis, sitting atop an Alamo Four Star DCLW shooting tripod. Todd got the photos from a ranking member of the SWAT team. [Full Story] Cool, but remember.  A gummint sniper that can protect you from Islamos, can also protect his employers from you.  Which can be a good thing, or a bad thing. But the trend doesn't auger well for "good thing" The Drones Are Coming Home Congress Is Demanding That The FAA Make Room For The US Drone Fleet REPORT: North Korea Is Rebuilding These US Drones And Strapping Them With High Explosives ”   Brought to you by smibsid

Great Words

Great stuff to memorize and recite at dinner parties and get gravitas

“ Tacos? In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress. -- John Adams  If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.-- Mark Twain  Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. -- Mark Twain  I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. -- Winston Churchill A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. -- George Bernard Shaw A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to payoff with your money.-- G. Gordon Liddy Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.-- James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994) Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. -- Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. -- P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. -- Frederic Bastiat, French economist(1801-1850) Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.-- Ronald Reagan(1986)  I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. -- Will Rogers If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free! -- P.J. O'Rourke In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. -- Voltaire(1764) Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!-- Pericles (430B.C.) No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. -- Mark Twain(1866) Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it. -Anonymous The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. -- Ronald Reagan The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. -- Winston Churchill The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. -- Mark Twain The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. -- Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903) There is no distinctly native American criminal class...save Congress. -- Mark Twain What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. -- Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995) A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.-- Thomas Jefferson We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. --Aesop FIVE BEST SENTENCES You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for...another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work, because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the ideathat it does no good to work, because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation! cuzzin ricky   ”

Will "Thanks Be To State" work for them?

This Gummint

“ Now could be a time where prayers to God are more readily answered.  Usually both antagonists believe that  "Gott ist mit uns."  This time, however,  our enemy will be praying to themselves.  Oui?  ”