1902 Laundry Champions

Sigh Our nostalgia will be better than our kid's nostalgia

This retro picture is pretty straight forward, and evocative.  The 1902 winners of some laundry contest look pleased as punch  to excel in the domestic duties of that era's homemaker.  Look at them.  Not a pudge in the lot; all fit and trim from not sitting on their fat butts all day.  And they didn't vote in 1902, so there was never, ever a chance of an Obama presidency.  And we liked it that way.   Hang on, I have to put a load in the washer.

I nub nou

BEAT MY CAPTION! Almost, but not quite winner "Best phone sex ever" - Cactus Mark I nub nou . Otay, tee nou nater.         “ ”

Obama Steals Election

Hitler's Mustache                Wikileaks: Obama secretly took Russian money for his campaign

“ My Comment The Democratic Party engaged in an effort to throw the 2008 election. And Russian money went to the campaign of Barack Obama much as Chinese money went to the campaign of Bill Clinton during the 1990s. From a piece that ran in The Examiner on February 27th about Wikileaks‘ latest document dump in a series of cables that it calls ‘The Global Intelligence Files.’ Part of the information contained in the files shows that the Democratic Party engaged in an effort to throw the 2008 election. The Democrats may have succeeded, and the election results from 2008 may be entirely skewed. At issue is internal communication within a company in Texas called Stratfor. The company bills itself as a ‘global intelligence service’ that offers confidential information to large corporations and political entities. Among Stratfor’s clients are the Department of Homeland Security, the U.S. Defense Intelligence Agency, the U.S. Marines, Dow Chemical, Lockheed Martin, and Northrop Grumman. [Wikileaks: Obama secretly took Russian money for his campaign] ” via Larwyn's Lynx

Stink Bomb Patrol

that's what i see

“ TSA's Crack Road Patrol  unit checks suspicious looking farm girl for rectum bomb. Of course, there was that taunt, almost a dare. ”

Wasserman's sluts

So a cu*t walks up to a pri*k in a bar, and says ...

“ "I don't know any woman in America, David, that thinks that being called a slut is funny." - Staggeringly stupid  slut Debbie Wasserman Schultz On March 18, 2011, to cheers and applause, the host of HBO's Real Time called former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin a "dumb twat." Then, according to the Dallas Voice, while performing at the Winspear Opera House nine days later, Maher called Palin a "cunt." If slut is so offensive to Wasserman Schultz, shouldn't "dumb twat" and "cunt" also be? Apparently not for on January 13, 2012, the Congresswoman appeared on Maher's HBO show. Read more: http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/-wasserman-schultz-says-calling-women-sluts-isnt-funny Wasserman's permanent record gets fatter ...