Friday, November 30, 2012

Rick Santelli

Oh My

cuzzin ricky


Oh My

Rorschach Tests I Have Failed

Oh My

Some Chicago wino named Barry

The good news: the Cubs won the World Series
Every once in awhile I slip through a wormhole that returns me to my parallel birth universe.   On my last trip back I checked to see if there was anyone named Barack Obama; there wasn't.  I did  however find in the Chicago phone book (there are no computers) a "Barry Soetoro"  living on Clark Street.  I took the  bus to the address and waited.  Sure enough, after a few hours this guy walked out of a seedy apartment building located over a liquor store.  I approached and asked."are you Barry Soetoro?"  He took off running. 

About a week later I was going to work on the El, and damned if he wasn't sitting right there!  I took this Polaroid picture.  Now, I've fallen  back into this bizarre, Kafkaesque world to find this!

Complaints Aside, Most Face Lower Tax Burden Than in 1980

The New York Times thinks Ronald Reagan was responsible for Jimmy Carter's income tax rates.  Fuck this, I'm going back.  You guys are on your own.
Res Ipsa Loquitor

Rita Hayworth

Rita Hayworth Is Stayin' Alive
   Skyhawker, Doug

Dim Bulbs

Christmas Lights
Res Ipsa Loquitor

I love Christmas lights. They remind me of the people who voted for Obama.

They all hang together; half of the little bastards don't work; and the ones that do aren't that bright.

Harold M