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The good news: the Cubs won the World
Series
Every
once in awhile I slip through a wormhole that returns me to my
parallel birth universe. On my last trip back I checked to
see if
there was anyone named Barack Obama;
there wasn't. I did
however find in the Chicago phone book (there are no computers) a
"Barry Soetoro" living on Clark Street. I took the
bus to the
address and waited. Sure enough, after a few hours this guy
walked out
of a seedy apartment building located over a liquor store. I
approached and asked."are you Barry Soetoro?" He took off
running.
About a week later I was going to work on the El, and damned if he
wasn't sitting right there! I took this Polaroid picture.
Now, I've
fallen back into this bizarre, Kafkaesque world to find this!
The New York Times thinks Ronald Reagan was responsible for Jimmy
Carter's income tax rates. Fuck this, I'm going back. You
guys are on
your own. |
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