"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Mine are ugly but tasty. Those are mutants!Tim
An aberration no doubt caused by violating my own proscription re: drinking red whiskey before breakfast.
You know I have feelings too. *concealing wet spot on eye*
Actually those gigantic mutant bagels-from-commercial-hell are not right. A few years ago I was in Brooklyn with a bunch of Russian Jews and Indonesians and got some of the real, smaller bagels, along with some kvac and a real egg cream. never been able to eat those brobdignagian carbohydrate pillows since. Just not the same.Also Turkish food and Raki for the first time that night. Might actually be the best ethnic cuisine in the world. Miss NYC. On the other hand, where I'm now at it never gets below 40 degrees and never snows.Anyway, those little scrawny things you seem to disdain might have the better flavor, even if you can't cut them in two and put in a half pound hamburger patty.
MoSup went over to our daughter's todayand I gave her two of these mutts to give her, figuring she'd LHAO. But no. I'm told that she went nuts for them and wants more!
Daughters instinctively know the right thing to say to their Daddy to make everything better. And sometimes they don't say the opposite!
u don't know my daughter ... she's honest to a fault that way.
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