Tuesday, April 23, 2013

CROW MYSTERY SOLVED

Mystery Solved
More WTF?



Res Ipsa Loquitor
Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.  A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu.  The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.

By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.
However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.  By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

 MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.

The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

The conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say "Cah", none could say "Truck."


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Ron "Metzger in St. Louis"


3 comments:

pdwalker said...

*groan*

Anonymous said...

That's worse than the pirate with the paper towel hat.
Tim

iri said...

It's great and it's got to be in Bawstun. It's like the sound a Bostonian makes when he tries to say fight. He say faart. Same difference, same outcome.

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