Monday, April 01, 2013

Jolly Juxtaposition

Oh My




10 comments:

TimO said...

The local mall has one set of bathrooms down a long tunnel and as you come out you walk towards a poster in the window of a 8-foot-high Victoria Secrets model in barely undies....

Juice said...

Oh dear. How will they ever make it to the light at the end of that tunnel?
-Or-
"Honey, I just couldn't stop thinking about you today so I bought a few of these."

David said...

I told my son, that when shopping with your wife/girlfriend/mom/sisters sooner or later you will eventually find yourself standing around in the ladies lingerie section of a department store. When it does happen - don't browse.

DougM said...

Restrooms … plural?

DougM said...

^ I mean, you know, wimmin get peeved enough as it is about restroom queues. Why would one taunt wimmin by giving them none while giving men plural restrooms?
I'd like to buy that manager a beer.

Ten Mile Island said...

Would now be the appropriate moment to introduce the concept we refer to as opportunity cost?
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Cheesy said...

When I find I've been waylaid into clothes shopping with my wife, I usually hang out near the change rooms anyway.
There's a potential for reward there.

Cheesy said...

When I find I've been waylaid into clothes shopping with my wife, I usually hang out near the change rooms anyway.
There's a potential for reward there.

Helly said...

Gentlemen, I have some good news and some better news.

But 1st, the vision of Rodger running a lingerie gauntlet makes me giddy.

Now I want you to know you are not alone thinking these underwear displays are repulsive. You can't get through without rubbing against them and that makes me retch. Everyone would rather see intimates displayed in blister packs, untouched by human hands.

Also, I am absolving you all for gaping. This stuff isn't comfortable, supportive, or durable. It's exhibition erotic-wear. It's made to be seen in public. So go ahead and look.

Wabano said...

Dont forget the sock on the door handle!

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