Friday, April 26, 2013

Tales in the City Jail

When Democrats are in charge                                               

Four female prison guards impregnated by same inmate
Voltaire too was given to such antics

BALTIMORE Four female prison guards in Baltimore fell pregnant to the same inmate, according to authorities who have busted a major smuggling gang inside the jail system.

Two of the women tattooed the inmate's name on their bodies and he showered three of them with expensive gifts including cars and jewelry. [full CBS ]

I love stories like this.  As an aside, could this possibly happen if Sheriff Joe was running Baltimore's jail?  That's right.  The entire state of Maryland is run this way.
Res Ipsa Loquitor


Anonymous said...

Doesn't reflect well on the women does it?

Jess said...

This is ironic. The women will go to jail. Their babies will be taken by CPS. The children will grow to adult criminals and the entire family will be in jail.

Wouldn't it be cheaper to cut off the guys balls?

Anonymous said...

Secretary of Public Safety & Correctional Services Gary Maynard said "It becomes embarrassing for me when we expose ourselves..."
Just brilliant, Maynard.
I think I found the nexus of this guy's problem. He's too fucking busy on dogooder feelgooder committees to do his job, which is run the prison system. Here are some of the functions and committees this guy Maynard serves on:

Member, Governor's Executive Council, 2007-.
Chair, Maryland State Council for Interstate Adult Offender Supervision, 2007-;
Correctional Training Commission, 2007-.
Member, Asbestos Oversight Committee, 2007-;
Cease Fire Council, 2007-;
Criminal Justice Coordinating Council, Baltimore City, 2007-;
State Commission on Criminal Sentencing Policy, 2007-;
Maryland State Drug and Alcohol Abuse Council, 2007-;
Governor's Family Violence Council (formerly Governor's Council on Family Violence Prevention), 2007-;
Governor's Interagency Council on Homelessness, 2007-;
Interdepartmental Advisory Committee for Minority Affairs, 2007-;
Pricing Committee for Blind Industries and Services of Maryland, 2007-;
Sexual Offender Advisory Board, 2007-;
Vehicle Theft Prevention Council, 2007-;
State Board of Victim Services, 2007-;
Governor's Workforce Investment Board, 2007-;
Statewide Interoperability Executive Committee, 2008-;
Police Training Commission, 2008-;
Pricing and Selection Committee for the Employment Works Program, 2008-.
Co-Chair, Education and Workforce Training Coordinating Council for Correctional Institutions, 2008-.
Member, Maryland Integrated Map Executive Committee, 2009-;
Maryland Commission on Suicide Prevention, 2009-;
Maryland Green Purchasing Committee, 2010-;
Task Force to Study High School Dropout Rates of Persons in the Criminal Justice System, 2011-;
Task Force on Military Service Members, Veterans, and the Courts, 2012-.
Chair, Task Force to Study the Laws and Policies relating to Representation of Indigent Criminal Defendants by the Office of the Public Defender, 2012-.

Any wonder the inmates run the asylum?
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Billll said...

"If you want to see the dregs of society, go down to the jail and watch the changing of the guard."- Mark Twain.

iri said...

Not so true anymore Billl. Besides Twain was a jackoff at least half the time. That was one of them.

Anonymous said...

Hopeless Romantics.
Who says that it's Virginia who is made for Lovers?


Rodger the Real King of France said...

"... expensive gifts including cars and jewelry.."

Gee, I wonder what he's in prison 4?

Anonymous said...

Smart enough to bribe a guard. Not smart enough to bribe a judge. Like that shithead QB from WVA, he'll never make it in the NFL.

Anonymous said...

This sounds like just another day in the Liar-in-Chief's White House: Screwing anyone and everyone he, and they, can.

BTW: Is that prison warden an Obama appointee? Sure sounds like it to this Conservative.


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