Monday, June 03, 2013

Too late for a sniff test now ...


Michael Douglas has made a jaw-dropping revelation about his throat cancer: He didn’t contract it from smoking or drinking — but from oral sex.

Mr. T. Smith says "I'd chance it."

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dang. There goes another vice.
oy vey ole'

Anonymous said...

One more damned thing the libs are trying to take away from us. Damned prudes.

On the plus side, apparently Ms Zeta-Jones got wind of what he said and put the kibosh to it as Douglas' mouthpiece (pun intended) has now issued a retraction. I guess the notion of sleeping in the doghouse didn't appeal to Michael.

- One Man Gang

El Jefe said...

Maybe, for her, it's a good thing she married Douglas and not, say, Edward James Olmos for example.

Just sayin'...

vanderleun said...

The genius of Michael Douglas in this is that, after playing Liberace very convincingly, he has managed to convince most people, including the otherwise hard minded menhere, that he got cancer from having oral sex with a WOMAN!

Seriously, folks, wake the fuck up.

Jess said...

I don't think he said WHICH woman, but I'm thinking she probably knows.

I'm betting she doesn't send a Christmas card this year.

Jess said...

...and I won't ask about the taste.

iri said...

To the discerning palate it tastes like sodomy.

Anonymous said...

HPV is very common. Most sexually active people will contract it at some point. I could see myself getting mouth cancer--but throught cancer from cunnilingus? Heh, sorry Mike...gay dudes get that type from HPV.

-Ichi.

Cheesy said...

According to Joe Jackson, everything gives you cancer.

Anonymous said...

So now Catherine Zeta Jones is a food group? I gotta change my diet.
.

Anonymous said...

Interviewer:
"Just one question, Sir"......
"Have you stopped eating your wife".

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