Sunday, June 16, 2013

Today's Word - Make that a double


skank
(skngk)
n.
1.  One who is disgustingly foul or filthy and often
considered sexually promiscuous. Used especially
of a woman or girl.
2.  Disgusting or vulgar matter; filth.
3.  A rhythmic dance performed to reggae or ska music,
characterized by bending forward, raising the knees, and
 extending the hands.

intr.v. skanked, skank·ing, skanks Hillary, Chelsea Clinton
To dance the skank.

[Of Jamaican origin.]
skanky adj.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fact A: One of them will be your president.

Fact B: Regardless of age difference, they are equally hot.

iri said...

I'm trying to picture the whomever you are that is so sure of her facts and considers either one of those people "hot". All I got so far is tattoos and a not so faint mustache. I'm on a diet so I do that sort of thing whenever I think of ice cream. Thanks for your help.

Anonymous said...

you continue to prove that you are a clueless dumb ass.

iri said...

You win again Miss whomever you are. I bow to your superior knowledge of politics and taste in all things feminine.

Anonymous said...

Even slugs have sex too. I guess their attracted by slime.
righty gomez

Anonymous said...

I took it as they are not hot so they are equally so.

Chels looks like bill and hill is a hag. Not hot either way. So to say that they are equally hot is to say they are equally not hot.

But when you have to explain it...

thoR~

leelu said...

thoR - that's pretty much how I read that, too.

Most of the time, they both photograph like crap. But, once in a while, they can both look decent. To me, anyway. It's the thought of a conversation with either one that gives me the heebie-jeebies.

T/W: "respective hornepco"

Whaaaat?

Anonymous said...

Chels looks like bill
Not hardly, more like Web Hubbell.
Hiilary had a snit fit with Bill one day, and announced she was "going to go fuck Web Hubbell". Looks like she did.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Jim - PRS said...

They both look like Fido's ass.

Steve in Greensboro said...

Fact I: Neither of these women will ever be your president (or mine or anybody else's). Chelsea seems like a nice person but she is dumb as a Craftsman tool box full of hammers. Hillary has the same IQ plus she allowed the Libyans to kill Chris Stevens to cover for Ocommie (again due to low IQ). That is not a resume enhancement.

Fact b: If you think either of them are hot you are either gay or into bestiality.

Anonymous said...

" Fact b: If you think either of them are hot you are either gay or into bestiality. "

Laffing here,Boss.


poletax

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Steve nailed it!

Unknown said...

Benghazi and Chris Stevens' death will only enhance Hilary's numbers among the LIV-ers in 2016.

Who will the stupid party run against her? McCain, Rubio, Christie? Whoever it is already lost Ohio!

gunnypink said...

Guess it depends on how you define "hot".

rickn8or said...

"...announced she was "going to go fuck Web Hubbell".

Oh. So Web gets punished because she's pissed at Bill.

Yeah. That seems fair.

molonlabe28 said...

To paraphrase the inimitable Ann Coulter, she's the spawn of Satan.

Steve in Greensboro said...

@Spin: If Killery is the Dem nominee, the Republicans would have to run Dick Cheney to lose. Low-info voters vote on appearance. She looks like 10 miles of bad road today and by 2016, she'll be 70 years old (plus or minus).

When Bubba was president, people compared her to Lady MacBeth. Today, she looks like she should be in the opening scene with Pelosi and Boxer stirring the kettle.

Anonymous said...

Bravo ThoR, you know how to make words work. 0 hot = 0 hot.

Once Rubio passes amnesty, a bikini clad Janet Napolitano could easily beat a ticket of Jesus H and Chesty by God Puller. -the guy that posted that stuff

Anonymous said...

Hey guy that posted that stuff, not sure if that is sarcasm so, thanks?

Web Hubbell:(never heard of him)

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/3532.jpg

thoR~

Anonymous said...

Web Hubbell worked for Bill n Hill right? Well, one of his jobs was servicing the witch. He did so and his offspring is named Chelsea. If it is possible, she is even less talented than Hil and homelier!!!

Bolivar

Ralph Gizzip said...

"They both look like Fido's ass.
# posted by Jim - PRS : 6/16/13, 7:57 PM"

When I read that comment the first thing through my mind was, "That's what Acidman would have said." Well played, sir. Well played.

iri said...

The girl is without doubt Bill's seed. Don't ax, I can't explain it other than to point out that God has left our house. You get the country you deserve. It's in the Bible someplace.

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