Friday, September 06, 2013
9 comments:
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Anonymous said...
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The first one also happens about 6 months after the honeymoon.
Tim -
9/7/13, 8:29 AM
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Rodger the Real King of France said...
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I don't think many brides grant the Farte Blanche privilege. I think, instead, it is seized. (Carpe Farte)
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9/7/13, 9:28 AM
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iri said...
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Farte Blanche robs the man of the look on her face when the accidental "toot" escapes by either the bride or the groom.
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9/7/13, 9:59 AM
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Rodger the Real King of France said...
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I don't know any women who fart.
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9/7/13, 10:51 AM
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rickn8or said...
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Roger, of course not; they don't stop talking long enough to let the pressure build up.
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9/7/13, 12:50 PM
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Anonymous said...
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What Rick said.
Tim -
9/7/13, 5:33 PM
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JMcD said...
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Ohhhhhh....I see.
I though "farte blanche" was probably the French version of farts with the skin removed.
These are less potent and less "hash mark" creating. -
9/7/13, 5:53 PM
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Jess said...
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Women usually don't fart, until after they're married. After that, they release years of flatulence, which ruins a Saturday afternoon and causes the dog to hide under the bed.
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9/7/13, 6:37 PM
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iri said...
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Ah....Jess....girls fart all the time from birth to death. I still remember girl farts from grade school. Dear Lord! Girl farts are evil things. Girls really are different and they don't really get any better with age....at least their farts don't. That's my experience anyway.
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9/7/13, 7:15 PM
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