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Saturday, October 19, 2013

What if..?

Yes, I am ashamed to have thought of it, and more ashamed to have done so publicly. But, it is a legitimate Jesuitical question. I think the one on the right is cute.

Rodger the Real King of France 10/19/2013 11:16:00 AM 13 Comments

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13 comments:

rickn8or said...: What if you only like one of them?; 10/19/13, 11:54 AM
Anonymous said...: So, you have publicly done conjoined twins, Rodger? Is there any video?

Sounds more like a one-and-one-tenthsome to me.
GrinfilledCelt; 10/19/13, 12:31 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: No. I have not "done" them. Just wondering about what man badges one might deserve in the event.; 10/19/13, 12:58 PM
BlogDog said...: Really workin' to avoid a "head" joke here boss.; 10/19/13, 2:39 PM
Juice said...: I am going to go with your own words Rodgers, "What a crappy post" or similar. I'm tired.; 10/19/13, 6:02 PM
Phssthpok said...: An even MORE pressing question is:

If you have sex with a clone of yourself...is that gay sex or masturbation?; 10/19/13, 9:45 PM
Anonymous said...: With a little practice, you could probably get one to blow you while the other... never mind. Have you got their number?

Casca; 10/19/13, 10:37 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: Matter of fact, I do
(619) 239-3884 (ask for Bobbi); 10/20/13, 9:51 AM
Anonymous said...: Too good King!
Tim; 10/20/13, 10:11 AM
Ralph Gizzip said...: Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on two bar stools.

One of them says to the bartender, “Don’t mind us; we’re just joined at the hip. I’m John, he’s Jim. Two Molson drafts, please.”

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. “Been on holiday yet, lads?”

“Off to England next month,” says John. “We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don’t we, Jim?”

Jim nods.

“Ah, England!” says the bartender. “Wonderful country … the history, the beer, the culture …”

“Nah, we don’t like that British crap,” says John. “Hamburgers and Molson’s, that’s us, eh Jim? Besides, we can’t stand the English – they’re so arrogant and rude.”

“So why keep going back to England?” asks the bartender.

“It’s the only chance Jim gets to drive.”; 10/20/13, 11:53 AM
pdwalker said...: One has to ask - if someone married them, would that be polygamy?

Imagine marriage - could you ever win an argument against your wives?

Would they be allowed two husbands? How would that work?

What if only one has a headache?

No, the kink factor is not enough to compensate for all the hassles that'd come with that package. No thank you.; 10/20/13, 9:32 PM
Cheesy said...: I'm surprised no one has asked that question we're all dying to know:
Do they give heads?; 10/20/13, 9:50 PM
Kev said...: Depends on if you're a 'Lubber or a sailor. One if by land, two if by sea, right? Right?
-Kv; 10/22/13, 10:01 PM

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