Monday, February 11, 2013

Pope Resigns!

Pope Benedict Resigning!
Obama Sends Sec/State Kerry to Rome
Pushes for Muslum Pope
Diversity, Penance for Holy Wars against Islam

Res Ipsa Loquitor
OBAMA: GiveUs Pope Lucifer I

A Left Wing Grammy

The sun shines east, the sun shines west,
But left is where the sun shines best

Res Ipsa Loquitor

"If you’re a conservative, you are more likely to be appointed to President Obama’s cabinet than be nominated for a Grammy in the 'Spoken Word' category. ...More or less, the Spoken Word Grammy goes to the best audiobook of the year. A Daily Caller analysis of past winners and nominees for the Spoken Word Grammy dating back to 1997 reveals that precisely zero nominations have gone to a prominent conservative, while liberal comedians and politicians have had numerous nominations and wins. While conservatives are apparently incapable of putting out a stellar audiobook, Jimmy Carter appears to be a Spoken Word wizard. Since 1997, Carter has been nominated six times in the Spoken Word category, winning once."

Jamie Weinstein

No surprise, but then I have never in my life paid a second on this swill.  Hey!  The Nobel committe must use this list to confirm Peace Prize worthiness.  Here's a complete list.

Year Album Performer Author
American Grown Scott Creswell and Dan Zitt* Michelle Obama
Back to Work Bill Clinton Bill Clinton
Drift Rachel Maddow Rachel Maddow
Seriously…I'm Kidding Ellen DeGeneres Ellen DeGeneres
Society's Child Janis Ian Janis Ian

Moose Turd Pie (not Michelle's vajayjay) -

Utah Phillips - Moose Turd Pie

Thanks to the celt.  More Utah Phillips stories here.


Should the U.S. pull out of Chicago?

Res Ipsa Loquitor

The political leadership in Illinois - all Democrats.

Thank you for the combat zone in Chicago. Of course, they’re all blaming each other.

Can’t blame Republicans; there aren’t any!

Chicago school system rated one of the worst in the country.

Can’t blame Republicans; there aren’t any!

State pension fund $78 Billion in debt, worst in country.

Can’t blame Republicans; there aren’t any!

Cook County (Chicago) sales tax 10.25% highest in country.

Can’t blame Republicans; there aren’t any!

This is the political culture that Obama comes from in Illinois.


cuzzin ricky sent me a later version of this (of which there are dozens, if not millions), but I wanted to find out who first developed this fine oughta-be  meme.  As near as I can tell it was Black Quill & Ink blog, operated by Milton Reid, retired  corporate executive, attorney and business owner. Might warrant a bookmark. 

Waiter-there's a cowboy on my back

Rorschach Tests I Have Failed