Thursday, May 30, 2013

Say it ain't so Al ...

Oh My




Joke


A guy gets a job ...

A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and gets a job at a  big "everything under one roof" department store.
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down to the sales floor.

"How many customers bought something from you today?"

The kid frowns and looks at the floor and mutters, "One."

The boss says "Just one?!!? Our sales people average sales to 20 to 30 customers a day. One sale a day might have been acceptable in North Dakota,  but you're not on the farm anymore, son."
 
Res Ipsa LoquitorThe kid took his beating, and the boss felt kinda bad for chewing him out on his first day.  He asked (semi-sarcastically), "So, how much was your one sale for?"

 The kid looks up at his boss and says "$101,237.65."

 The boss, astonished, says "$101,237.65?!? What the heck did you sell?"

 The kid says, "Well, first, I sold him some new fish hooks.  Then I sold him a new fishing rod to go with his new hooks. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."

 The boss said "Wait a minute. A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a TRUCK!?"

The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.'

Old  joke from Tim W, but still funny and really new jokes only come along every two to four years. 

The program is blocked by group policy


Democrat or Bubonic

Today's Plague
It began last night with ...

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...   and ended with

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Default Re: Avast is blocked by Group Policy... Then you have a major issue that cant be resolved without a format.

Sorry to tell you but you got infected and they added your PC to a group policy. There is no way to undo that unless you know the Admin password that they had set to remove yourself.
The second I agreed to allow the Thunderbird update I regretted it since Thunderbird NEVER uses pop-up update dialog.  Too late.  Before I knew it I had a new Toolbar, and a whole bunch of other crap that I deleted completely, leaving no registry remnants. However ...

When I tried to update Avast I got the "The program is blocked by group policy ..." message.  The administrator password was generated by the  hijacker, who is either Chinese, Russian  or a Democrat.

After spending at least 6 hours trying everything I could find, it appears that this virus can only be removed with a fresh install.

Fukit.  I don't care.  But I've said this before.  If the Obamas spent just a fraction of  resources they use to track and silence their critics, these people could be found, killed, and their mainframes blown to pieces.  In fact, I have more enmity for these people than I did for bin-Laden.

FYI

SPOOKS - Episode 77



Obama dodges a bullet
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Interesting MI-5 plot in episode 77. 

A prominent Israeli
chick diplomat successfully brings  together Israeli-Palestinian peace talks involving the United States' new president and "leader of the free word." (code name "Lighthouse").

In fact, she has engineered an impossibly complex plan to assassinate the president. 

Why? 

To show that no enemy of Israel, no matter how prominent, is safe. 

Those  rascals from M-5, fortunately for the free world, uncover the plot using even more impossibly complex techniques, and stop it. with only one Syrian dirt-bag dupe ending up on a slab.

It says much about how the British left (who run the BBC) see Obama's reputation amongst Israelis. 

Not that its any great secret. The Brits probably agree with the American left that it's easier to destroy Israel than all Muslamia