Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Kimmel-Obamacare

Kids, I need a penis pump,
it's on you now.
1/15/2014 05:41:00 PM 7 Comments

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7 comments:

iri said...

Everything is big. Just FYI

1/15/14, 7:27 PM
toadold said...

So I'm reading that the death rate from avian and swine flu is higher in the 18 to 34 age group than for children and seniors. It seems the seniors and kids get it but they have had flu shots so they don't die from it. So there are going to be even fewer young people around to sign up for ObamaCare?

1/15/14, 11:27 PM
leelu said...

toadold...

I think it's a plot/move by HHS to scare the little dears into signing up.

There have been too many frikking coinkydinks in this administration...

1/16/14, 11:17 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...

I'm srsly trying to figure out how a penis pump helps e-dysfunction? I've seen them advertized as a "size enhancer," but once you remove the contraption you would think that the canals will drain? Anyone know the answer?

1/16/14, 12:46 PM
Anonymous said...

The pump is installed internally, along with some tubular 'baggies', and is 'inflated' by pressing in certain spots a number of times.
The bags take the place of the natural mechanism.

1/17/14, 10:52 AM
Cheesy said...

They use them to make politicians out of little pricks...

1/17/14, 3:02 PM
Anonymous said...

You then tie a string-whatever around the pecker or the pecker/ballsack keeping it up.

RE Coincidences:

"You are a detective now, you aren't allowed to believe in coincidences."

-Commissioner Gordon

1/19/14, 2:30 AM

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