Tuesday, March 18, 2014

They Blow Up So Young Anymore








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Res Ipsa Loquitur





18 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Don't you just love these passion parties?"

Esteve said...

Go ahead and push the button. We should be far enough away from the blast.

Anonymous said...

With my new Gillette, my husband says I don't need a burkha.

My husband bought his own crane to help with the public hangings of homosexuals. He's such a godly man.

As soon as my eight year old can operate this phone, I'm giving it to him to be a martyr.

Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Anonymous said...

Using a phone at *?! Is he "special"? I'm getting ready for my 8 year old daughter's divorce!

BlogDog said...

And then he said, "You're a two hijaber - one for your head and one for mine if I have to take you out in public."

DougM said...

• I love garage sales.
• You look like Jesus' mom on Dec 24th.
• Let's call the Imam and ask him if his fridge is running.
• I convinced the liberal neighbors not to BBQ pork ribs when we're home because of the fumes.

Anonymous said...

By Allah, you look like Carl Sagan!

Chris in NC said...

His life insurance policy was huge. So not do I have a house that doesn't smell like camel vagina, I have enough money to hire a hot butler and a hot pool boy!

poletax said...

Just wait until they see what we do with yard sale pressure cookers?

Anonymous said...

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Imam walk into a bar........

toadold said...

I sold all of the kids aluminum baseball bats to an Irish Catholic guy. He said they were having a party for homos at the local Guinness distributor. My husband asked if he could bring some rocks.

iri said...

We're having little Fatima's clitoris removed on Tuesday. Hahahahaha...she is so excited to finally become a woman.

Snackeater said...

Your little Ahmad has already martyred himself? Kids--they blow up so fast.

Anonymous said...

"You're the bomb!" "No, you're the bomb"!

Skoonj said...
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poletax said...

iri got beer all over the place here.
Wiping up,Boss.

Anonymous said...

And then I said, "Squeal like a pig, Abdul! And he did! Oink oink oink!"

Sir H the Comet

Anonymous said...

"Did anyone ever tell you that you look like Barack Obama?
Peace Be Upon Him."
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