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Monday, April 21, 2014
BLOWING UP
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I think Cuzzin Ricky left off the description of that doll, the IR Remote that doubles as a laser pointer in the off hours. I know it was included in shipment.
Geo - 4/21/14, 5:55 PM
- toadold said...
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Interesting, does mechanically aided masturbation become sex slavery if it is a sentient device?
- 4/21/14, 6:58 PM
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Only before Skynet became self-aware two years ago, Toadold.
For some reason, that blow-up doll reminded me of Hanoi Jane in Barbarella. It has about as much soul and personality as she does.
Sir H the Comet - 4/21/14, 7:23 PM
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Of course there was "Critical acclaim," that is SOP for the
liberal media. Do you mean that someone actually made a
movie about Bud Bundy? - 4/21/14, 7:33 PM
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I'm with Cuzzin Ricky.I spent $5,000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted.
I spent another $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic.
I spent $2,000 on liposuction for her and she couldn't thank me enough!
But I spend 50 bucks on a blowjob for myself and she goes f*cking nuts!!!
Women, I can't figure them out!.
Tim - 4/21/14, 9:53 PM
- Rodger the Real King of France said...
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We are a suffering lot for sure. Sigh.
- 4/22/14, 6:46 AM
- toadold said...
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But,But,I thought a blow job wasn't "real" sex as Bill defined it.
- 4/22/14, 8:48 AM
- leelu said...
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"Lars" is actually a good movie. I was afraid it was going to be him and his sex doll, but it is really about his struggle to get back to 'normal' from some serious trauma, and the small town's willingness to support him in his healing, and how it affects them, too.
Give it another shot.
Then try "Safety Not Guaranteed". - 4/22/14, 11:24 AM
- DougM said...
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[sharp intake of breath]
Nope.
Not stickin' my thing into any electro-mechanical device. Geeze, you guys ever get a safety briefing in shop class? - 4/22/14, 1:24 PM
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If you're doll comes with a box of fuses you may want to bump up to 50 amp breaker on a 220v circuit.
- 4/22/14, 2:57 PM
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My bad just noticed the terminals. haven't seen a non-maintenace free battery in a while. Portability is one of the key features but good luck getting that past the TSA.
- 4/22/14, 2:59 PM
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Word is that the upcoming Model 7500 will also be able to make sandwiches.
Kim - 4/23/14, 7:28 PM