short and stout
Here is my handle
here is my spout
Friday, June 27, 2014
10 comments:
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Anonymous said...
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Hopefully there's some "Gentleman Jack" for you to mix your tea with....
Tetzman -
6/27/14, 5:25 PM
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Anonymous said...
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I'm a little teapot
short and stout,
here is my handle
here is my other handle...
Oh crap! I'm a sugar bowl!
OBB -
6/27/14, 8:31 PM
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Steve in Greensboro said...
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The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five pound note. -
6/27/14, 9:23 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
they each had a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with 2 and a half,
Now I bet they weren't up there for water.
Tim -
6/27/14, 10:10 PM
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Regnad Kcin said...
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Hickory, Dickory, Dock
Three Mice Ran Up The Clock
The Clock Struck One
And The Rest escaped With Minor Injuries. -
6/28/14, 12:36 AM
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iri said...
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My mouse is misbehaving
and my keyboard's on the fritz.
The computer's not computing,
but is dropping bytes and bits.
The hard drive's click-click-clicking
and the printer's spitting ink.
The CD's started stuttering.
The screen is on the blink.
The memory is failing.
Things are grinding to a halt.
And, even worse, I realize
it's probably my fault.
I thought it would be funny.
It was really just a joke.
I never thought the whole computer
might go up in smoke.
I guess I learned my lesson:
When it comes to your PCs,
it's best if you don't ever try
to feed the mouse some cheese.
--Kenn Nesbitt
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6/28/14, 8:20 AM
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pdwalker said...
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Mary had a little sheep,
And with this sheep, she did sleep
This little sheep turned out to be a ram,
Now Mary has, a little lamb -
6/28/14, 11:45 AM
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Anonymous said...
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Mary had a little plane
in which she used to frisk.
Wasn't she a silly girl
her little * -
6/28/14, 12:44 PM
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pdwalker said...
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(really, I shouldn't, but I just cannot help myself)
Old mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard
to get old Rover a bone.
But when she bent over, old Rover drover her
'cause old Rover has a bone of his own. -
6/28/14, 12:55 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner
Eating his brother.
Kim -
6/28/14, 1:27 PM
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