OMFG!

- My wife maintained that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts (my nephew had just thrown a ball that nailed me in the stones; I collapsed to my knees in agony).   Well, after another beer and some heavy deductive thinking I came up with the rebuttal.  I tell her that getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and here is the reasoning behind my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand you will never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."  So she kicked me in the nuts.   MoSup