"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Half the congregation wondered if his kidneys could handle that.
"If the ocean was whiskey, and I was a duck...I'd dive to the bottom and never come up!"
Whiskey, Rye Whiskey!Jack o' Diamonds, Jack o' Diamonds, and I know you of old. Robbed my poor pockets of a silver and gold.Whiskey, Rye Whiskey!
Jack of Diamonds Jack of Diamonds you robber of old You robbed my poor pockets of silver and gold.Rye whiskey I cry. If whiskey don't kill me I'll live til I die.
I miss Tex Ritter. Met him in a night club concert in NYC.
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