"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Wednesday, July 30, 2014
nom nom nom
So, Obama ordered "a half-slab of ribs" at Kansas
City's legendary [the sign there actually says "Legiondary"] Arthur
What I want to know is, did he get the long end or the short
Because anyone who orders a half-slab and doesn't specify
long end or short end doesn't know d*ck about ribs. Like, say, somebody who
grew up eating dog in Indonesia.
By the way, one old story from Arthur Bryant's (where the
walls are covered in photos of celebrities who have dined there) is that when
Count Basie ate there, he ordered the mutton ribs; and when he went to the
Gents, he spat on his ribs, saying, "I don't want nobody messin'
with my ribs!"
I haven't heard anything about Obama doing anything similar;
but then, the Count didn't have the Secret Service to look after his ribs for