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Wednesday, August 13, 2014
Blood Sucking Liberals
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Without food, we starve, which is unhealthy. Following Valenti's shrill logic, food is healthcare and I want her to buy mine.
Toilet paper and sanitary wipes are healthcare because they remove e. coli from our butts, so she can buy that for me too, every day, not a few days/month.
How it all comes out depends on who loots the other faster.
Somebody shoot her and put her out of our misery.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick - 8/13/14, 1:31 PM
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I must spend too much time at this blog because I had the same thought as the General. No rough stuff either, I want Charmin.
- 8/13/14, 5:43 PM
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We demand free crotchless panties for all the girls.
Gotta' keep that twilly free and aired out. - 8/13/14, 8:58 PM
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Honey, if you think *those* are expensive, you need to get a better job.
e~C - 8/14/14, 1:40 AM
- DougM said...
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dick,
Unfortunately, your point is invalidated by the fact that men use TP, too.
I suspect that it's all about her resentment over bein' equipped with a vagina instead of a harmless joy button.
Either that, or she's just a habitual whiney brat … or a commie. - 8/14/14, 8:33 AM
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Easy fix ... have the government fund an independent researcher (eg me) to do a $15 million 3 year study on making your own tampons from recycled products. Newspaper, scraps of cloth from the Goodwill box, drier lint, Cherokee hair, dried mice, whatever. They'll publish my findings and then everyone can follow that and roll their own for free.
I even have the catchphrase ready to go: "When you see red, go green!"
After all, what do you think women do in Turd World countries, or have done for most of human history. It's not like Tampax has been around since 4000 BC.
Heck, I bet I could modify one of those Laredo cigarette making machines to do the job. - 8/14/14, 9:24 AM
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Why can't they just use old rock band Tshirts? ya know, from Queen or Cream.
Teen girls can just use teabags. - 8/14/14, 12:02 PM
- Rodger the Real King of France said...
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In my day women used pieces of carpet and old socks. Worked good.
- 8/14/14, 3:44 PM
- Skoonj said...
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Drew458, Egyptian women were using something that approximated a tampon about 4,000 BC.
- 8/14/14, 4:04 PM
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A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up &down the aisles..
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife...
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
Tim
- 8/15/14, 4:29 PM