"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Don't 'spect I'll be licking my balls here, boss.
I had a friend comment once that 'If I could do that, I'd never leave the couch.'Tim
Reminds me of an old joke:Two men are walking and see a dog laying next to the sidewalk licking his balls. One of the men says, "I wish I could do that." The other man replied, "You better pet him first."
Okay, I had a morning nose bubble! :)
Good thing I can't do that, or I'd never leave the house.Kim
Noooo, the punchline is, "Careful boy... that dog'll bite you."Casca
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