Saturday, October 25, 2014

Vegans live longer because ...





Today's Homily


7 comments:

Esteve said...

And contain salt.

DougM said...

Well, vegans don't actually live longer.
It's just that those statistics are based on official death certificates, and dead vegans may not be missed for years.

Anonymous said...

Actually it just seems longer.

JLW III

Emil Nytraht said...

Well, I imagine they spend more time crapping and you know inactive time seems to drag compared with busy time. Long times on the throne can seem endless when that bean loaf in the oven needs your attention.

Stu Tarlowe said...

Q. How can you tell when someone is a vegan?

A. Don't worry: They'll tell you!

Anonymous said...

They don't live longer - it just seems that way because their lives are so miserable.

HMS Defiant said...

Yep, agree with the above. When your suffering appears endless time drags out forever and ever and ever. Subjectively they usually die, in a herd, going over a cliff when they feel 10,301 years old.

Poor bastards. If only they ate the occasional chipmunk.

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