"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
If I bicycle at about, 10 miles per hour, for 2 hours, I can eat a box of Samoas without any guilt. I really like the thin mints or peanut butter sandwich cookies, because I can put a tube of them in my pocket while I ride.
I must say, I admire your RESTRAINT! Only 15 Samoas? A mild tiff, and I'm deep into two boxes of Samoas, but on the REALLY bad days, I stock up on Thin Mints by the truckload! Why do you think they let EVERY Girl Scout sell these addictive cookies? I can buy some from Sally, and a couple boxes from Annie, and a box or two from Kellie and her friend Janice....The GSA has tens-of-thousands of pushers... er, ENABLERS... so I can get my needs taken care of.
After one of my sweet binges, the requirement to lose the extra calories would mean scaling Mount Everest backwards, in high heels, carrying a midget on my back, and doing so without oxygen, or nourishment.
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