"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Monday, November 10, 2014
Michelle's Fried Chicken
Attorney General Eric Holder said the only person who could play him in
a movie is Denzel Washington. Do you know who I think should play
Holder? Oprah's boyfriend, Stedman.
Politicians are really getting desperate. In fact, Senate Majority
Leader Harry Reid sent out a final fundraising email to Democrats with
the subject line, “I'm begging.” Because what better way to show you're
a strong leader than acting like you're drunk and dialing your ex?
Today is the midterm elections. The Washington Post is predicting that
there's a 98 percent chance of the Republicans taking the Senate and
The New York Times says there's a 75 percent chance. And CNN said,
“Wait, that’s today?”
During a speech on Sunday, President Obama said to the crowd, “We've
got to vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote.” This went on for an hour
until someone finally fixed his teleprompter.