"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"Trump should re-nominate Jim Comey as FBI Director just to watch the Democrats change positions on him again."
I'd add one, Rodge; but then you'd win.Oh, wait …
http://thoughtcatalog.com/christopher-hudspeth/2013/08/50-hilarious-brilliant-mitch-hedberg-one-liners-that-wouldve-made-epic-tweets/For your consideration, more chuckle worthy quotes.Josh
I'm starting an all Trisomic band. It's called "Syndrome of a Down."
I ran into a screen door and strained myself.Moo-lin-yan Nabo-li-don
I fell into my generator and made a spectacle of myselfOpticians joke
A dyslexic man walks into a bra...oy vey ole'
Two peanuts walked into a dark alley. One was assaulted…Moo-lin-yan Nabo-li-don
Number 17: That vacuum cleaner really sucked!
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