Friday, February 14, 2014

Vermont Teddy/Kimmel

Vermont Teddy



Oh My


Spell Check This



A man receives a text message ...

A man received a text message from his neighbor... :

"Joe - I'm truly sorry about this, but I have a confession to make.  I am
texting you, because I would be uncomfortable looking you in the eye.

I am using your wife day and night, whenever you are not home to see.  I am probably enjoying your wife more than you.  Since I got laid off last month, it has become easier and easier.  I feel I have been shameless.

I am confessing this because now I feel guilty about it, and because I am afraid my children will find out I am cheating.  I have always tried to teach them the value of character, and I have let everyone down.

Please accept my sincere apologies.  I can't undo what's been done, but I promise to restrain myself in the future.  Please don't say anything to the kids."

Sincerely, Bob


A few minutes later, while Joe was in a heated discussion with his miz, he received another message from Bob.

"Hey Joe - that danged Verizon auto-correct messed up.... I meant 'wifi' not 'wife'!"


Farts on Ice

Oh My

T. Smith

If Satan and Whole Cloth had another child...?


Bad Judges
Arenda L. Wright Allen
nominated by President Barack Obamao
Birth Announcement

"The court is compelled to conclude that Virginia's Marriage Laws unconstitutionally deny Virginia's gay and lesbian citizens the fundamental freedom to choose to marry [into a same sex union]."
Judge Arenda L. Wright Allen: Va. same-sex marriage ban unconstitutional

Answering the  question, "If Satan and Whole Cloth had another child...?


Gary Larsen

And So Glossy!

NorK Medal Update

NorK Medal Update