EPA's Operation Mengele

Ahem, erm, Achtung

Smile Mr. President

Guy Fkn w/ Obama's SS

Slain' This Lucy

Oh My

God Loves You, however ...

Oh My

April 2003

Courtesy, The Wayback Machine Some of you were in attendance 11 years ago - when we were all young, virile and full of hope. Did I say virile? This du Toit school teacher story is so pitiful it's actually funny. Does Kim dT  remember what that story was?  " Several Years ago Franken was pushing his new book, "Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot" and appeared on C-Span's morning call in show hosted, I believe, by Susan Swain.  The first five callers challenged Franken's facts.  By caller number two Franken was getting a bit testy.  By caller number four he was belligerent, asking Swain why C-Span's screeners  only allowed idiot callers to get through.  Shortly after, Swain thanked Franken for appearing and pulled the plug. "

SOS! SOS! SOS!

A fistful of chipped beef with pepper gravy and 2 eggs with probable healthy consequences? Need I say more? Need I say more? No, but I will anyway.  The reason this is such a breakthrough is it represents the best way I've found to feel utterly satiated at a cost of just 469 calories, and with that nutrient stat line.  You're welcome.

From Quietly Confident to Super Heroine

Catharsis Could anything make this more satifying? A Real Heroine Yes

Notice to invaders

Invaders NOTICE TO GRACKLES AND STARLINGS I have today placed you on the list of aliens (heretofore including only squirrels)   upon which presence I shall not put.  You are, as some of you have discovered, made eligible for immediate and swift sanction.