scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Friday, April 18, 2014
Hilz BilZ
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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Find Jesus
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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CAMP IRS
Hitler's
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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Teachers Strike Back at the Union!
ThugBama
DON'T TREAD On US Is Back!
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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GODLESS
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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The Christian Bear
First day of deer season, and Harry was up before dawn and on his way to to a favorite upstate hunting ground. Once there he settled in, drank a cup of coffee from his thermos—and promptly fell asleep. He woke some hours later. Even before he opened his eyes though, he felt the presence; could smell, and feel the heat, from something very close. He opened eyes to behold a very large, and very menacing black bear looming over him. The bear's left foot rested on the stock of his Remington 700. Harry had heard enough tales about predatory blacks targeting humans in this area to know he was in very, very deep trouble.
Now, he was not a religious person. In fact, Harry had zero exposure to praying and church stuff of any kind, but in this moment of sheer terror he closed his eyes and blurted—No, screamed, at the top of his lungs—Jesus, please! If you're out there, please at least make this a Christian bear who will listen to your command. And FLASH! Harry opened his eyes and beheld the beast on bended knees, paws clapped together in prayer, and clearly intoning:
"Bless us, O Lord, and these Thy gifts, which we are about to receive from Thy bounty, through Christ our Lord. Amen."
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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