"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
"Are you feeling okay? Should I take your temperature?"
I love lying next to you watching you sleep …and you don't even know I'm in your house.
What the hell do you want!?
"Apology accepted. But I'm not going to reinstate the Culligan service until they change their delivery man."
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