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            Thursday, February 05, 2015


Marketing 101

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!” That's Direct Marketing.

 You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He's very rich. Marry him.” That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say “Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me”. That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, You walk up to her and pour her a drink.You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?” That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, “You are very rich”. That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I'm rich. Marry me” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's Customer Feedback!!!

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I'm very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. That's Demand and supply gap.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say,”I'm very rich. Marry me!” she turns her face towards you-she is your wife! That's competition eating into your market share!
I came across this Guide to Marketing and by golly, it's quite good.

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            Marketing 101 Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 2/05/2015 11:01:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (8) | Send This Post | HOME


"The MSM Rule of Inverse Electoral Correlation:
The closer the presidential race gets, the louder the MSM declares that it’s over. And all this comes even as Clinton has had a terrible week—arguably her worst week ever, as the billowing smoke of financial scandal clouds herself and her family."

Re: Kermit. I have to deal with an unpleasant lady regularly. Every time she calls me she climbs my leg and bites me on the rear end. I hope for her husband's sake that she has a second personality.
Oh, you were sooo close. Let me finish the story for you.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and just as you say, "I'm very riiii ...," she slides her arm around the other gorgeous girl at the party. That's unfair competition killing your business.
10/10 for Helly.
You walk up to a girl and ask if she wants sugar or cream in her coffee.
She says, "I like my coffee like my men … black."
You reply, "Hey, I can be black."
That's political campaigning.
Hahaha, 10/10 for Helly, Kim, But DougM... well, this one goes to eleven!

The story is told that Bette Midler (back when she used to play the bathhouses) was at dinner with her "entourage". A handsome black waiter asked how she took her coffee; she flirtatiously replied "I like my coffee like I like my men!" The waiter said, "I'm sorry, we don't serve GAY coffee!"

Ann Hedonia & Sam Paku
You walk up to a girl at a party and say, "I'm rich, I'm intelligent, and I have a large penis."

She says, "Really?" And you reply, "How about 2 out of 3?"

Phil N. LeBlanc
Thats Market Research

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