"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
"I'll have a chocolate ice cream cone, please.""Sorry, Lady, we're out of chocolate.""Alright then, I'll just have a chocolate cone.""Lady, we're sold out of chocolate.""Well, just give me a chocolate cone, then.""Lady, who put the straw in strawberries? Who put the pie in pineapple? And who put the fuck in chocolate?""What are you talking about? There ain't no 'fuck' in chocolate!""That's what I'm tryin' to tell ya, Lady: There ain't no fuckin' chocolate!"Phil N. LeBlanc
I laughed out loud.
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