Tuesday, March 31, 2015

So this cop ...

My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.. We went up to him and I said, "come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a bad Name. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. So Shirley (my wife) called him a "Dumbbell" He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

We always look for cars with Obama 2012 stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.

It’s so important at our age!!

cuzzin ricky


Rip Tide said...

Out-fuc#ing-standing ! Guerilla warfare at its finest. Will keep a weather eye out next trip downtown.....

Helly said...

Take your pills. I stole this joke from you a year ago. Still gets huge laughs on this island nursing home.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

AWK- I'm old and afraid now

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