Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Fine Crystal


People at the liquor store are always asking, "Say Rodge, my wife's dickhead brother is getting married.  Any tips for a gift?



molonlabe28 said...

So that's how they do it.

I will give it a try sometime.

Stu Tarlowe said...

That's also the way to make a bottleneck slide for playing blues guitar.

Anonymous said...

"Usefull [sic] hobbies"?

May we respectfully suggest that another useful hobby might be perusing the dictionary?

Ann Hedonia & Sam Paku

Anonymous said...

I gotta have a set of those "Arrogant Bastard" glasses!
It'd almost be worth getting married just to put those on our gift registry!

Moo-lin-yan Nabo-li-don

Anonymous said...

Moo, if you stay single, you don't need glasses. You can have an entire refrigerator full of bottles.


Anonymous said...

I used to buy Planters cashews in the jar so I could save the jars for dinner glasses. They looked a little classier than mayonnaise jars.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Somebody do this and report.

Anonymous said...

You can do this to wine bottles. Pack the bottom with plastique and you have an excellent lens for a shaped charge.

So I've read.


Anonymous said...

I did this, but instead of string and lighter fluid, I wrapped a copper wire around the bottle, and held it over a candle, rotating to heat the whole wire. Maybe I wrapped moist paper towel above and below the wire to keep the rest of the glass cooler (It was decades ago). It worked! Just had to sand the edge.

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