"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
You're doing better than me. I was working the math over breakfast and kept coming up with E = mc hammer.
If the speed of light ever slows way down, some poor bastard will blow up an entire neighborhood, while trying to repair a fence.
Pi?!Piiiii?!Today is Tau Day, fercripesakes!
Is there a link to the Mahjong game?
I was taught whilst living next door to Texas A&M University that pie are round, it's cornbread that are square.Sir H the Comet
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