"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"I am hard at work, trying to get the comments to print in this box. Testing... Testing.... Testing"
Don't worry, Reggie. I'm calling from the car, in the driveway; Michelle can't hear us.
a very good start
So, someone stole data from the Office of Personnel Management, not our Other People's Money accounts? What's all the fuss about,then?
Wait, it wasn't radical right wing Christians who killed that Sam Bernadino guy?
"So the landlord let the media in as we discussed? Good. That'll slow down the investigation until we can develop a better cover story for the Saudi woman."
All that bullet proof armor I'm going to need for the rest of my life really intrudes into the damned car!
"Nothing much, same old shit, fundamentally effing up the country some more. What are you up to, Vlad?"
It's raining at Augusta National? Damn. Let's go to Pebble Beach instead.Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
"Hello, 911? I'm at the McDonalds in Port St. Lucie, they done run out of muthafuggn McNuggets again. Shell will beat my ass if I come back widout em......-Anymouse
• I don't know what they're whinin' about. I feel perfectly safe.• And add a couple'a hunner dollars to the budget for a cordless phone, m'kay?• Hold on a sec. Michelle's pounding on the door.• Ahh, too bad. Well, tell Vladimir that I called. What? O-b-a-m-a• Then find me a retirement house in a city and state where I can get a carry permit.etc.
Michelle, they put Walmart water in my limo again.
"...uhhh ...um ...erm ...yeah"
"Do you have any idea who you're talking to?"
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