Thursday, December 17, 2015

Tail Pipes

In other news, Barry Soetoro is President of the United States


Millionaire businessman Ehsan Abdulaziz, 46, was charged with raping an 18-year old woman at his London flat.

The Saudi property developer said he had already had sex with the young woman’s 24-year-old friend and it was possible his penis may have been poking out of his underwear when he tripped and fell on her. .

The jury acquitted Abdulaziz after just 30 minutes of deliberations. [story]

In other news: We definitely can’t say Christmas, nothing with Christmas on it, nothing with Santa,” PTA President Mimi Ferrer said administrators told her. “No angels. We can’t even have a star because it can represent a religious system, like the Star of David.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Abdulaziz? Why am I not surprised at the name? His defense to any rape charge is that he was merely emulating his prophet, Mohammed, the perfect man (piss be upon him), who was not only a rapist but a pedophile, murderer and thief.

Anonymous said...

Ah the classic Seinfeld defense; "I'm tellin ya Doc, it was a one in a million chance". Jackie Chiles could get this guy off, no problem. -Anymouse

Sonoboy said...

You know, having looked at the basic tenets of Islam (which I choose to pronounce EYE-SLAM), the Church of Scientology is looking more mainstream by comparison...

Wabano said...

At least he was not cutting heads off, as did muhammad to a 1,000 people in Medina(look up the Banu Qureiza massacre)Mud slimes are duty bound to emulate their bestial prophet and worship their satanic idol, Allah...

toadold said...

Way back in time I took a history course about the development of cities. The professor who taught the course had visited Egypt and said that the current farmers were nothing like the ancient Egyptians. He said the story was some were hired for a dig and they were too dumb to figure out how to use a wheel barrel. Three of them loaded it up then three of them picked the barrel up and moved it. While the Pharaohs were inbred there were enough overthrows to compensate. Also they drank a lot of beer and avoided a lot of the diseases of the era. Now you have diseased cousin marrying Arabs using up the oxygen.

Anonymous said...

All of the Pharaohs after Alexander the Great (Ptolemy) were Greeks. I laugh when I hear people try to make Cleopatra into a black chick. Her grandpappy was Macedonian. I once sat on a plane beside a ship captain that ran a boat out of Egypt in the oil industry. He was telling me of the incredible stupidity of those folks. He said, "If they build those pyramids all by themselves, they are upside down". -Anymouse

Anonymous said...

A field engineer friend of mine was assigned a project in a factory in Egypt about 35 years ago. The factory toilets were the kind with a hole in the floor with footpads, a bucket of water and a broom.
Out of respect for him, the factory owners brought in a sit-down American style flush toilet. Friend told me that before it could be connected, the local factory workers stood on the seat and crapped in the tank until it overflowed.
They threw it out.
People who've never traveled other than on touristy guided trips have no idea how different, backward and unadaptable to new ideas some cultures can be. We need a universal draft just to mature and discipline our kids, and broaden their horizons.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Stu Tarlowe said...

toadold: Have you ever watched "'Til Death" with Brad Garrett and Joely Fisher? In one episode, Eddie and Joy argue because Joy says "wheel barrel" instead of "wheelbarrow".

Anonymous said...

Pray she was not stoned to death for being a loose woman.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

The story, I think, is that a London jury let him go. London, not Riyadh

Anonymous said...

Riyadh or dLondonstan, what's the diff?

Ann Hedonia & Sam Paku

Rodger the Real King of France said...

That's the story 2

Anonymous said...

We meant to type Londonstan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5L9SExquao

Michael Savage said that soccer hooligans might be the only thing that could save the UK. We'd sure like to see a bunch of 'em go Buford Pusser on these "no-go" areas...

Ann Hedonia & Sam Paku

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